Eight drugs.... you should not try,
if you are planning to suicide...!!!
if you are planning to suicide...!!!
Looks an utterly obnoxious post, but my friend you will find it useful, no matter in what way. Recently, I was searching for something toxic like these. Easy ways to commit suicide. But soon the extensive research drawn out the following conclusion. So, if you are planning to commit suicide by any of these ways, so please stay alert, none of them really gonna work. Here is Health and Survival's top Eight list of "Drugs you shouldn't try if you are about to commit suicide."
Number Eight...... Table Salt (Sodium Chloride [NaCl]) (Namak- that you use in Kitchen)
If this wild thought has ever come to your mind, that you were planning to plot the full stop on your annoying life by table salt, then please don't try it. It's not going to work, until or unless you are in extreme dry conditions. Yes, if you consume lots of salt in that condition, then you can die off dehydration. It's quite popular dialog "Tumne, hamaara namak khaya hai", so it's not supposed to end your life like that. True, that excess of everything can take your life, but "namak" not at all. If you plan to kill yourself by consuming lots of salt water, then believe, you'll vomit everything out way before you even think of dieing.
Number Seven...... Radioactive substance (like Uranium, Plutonium, Lutetium, etc )
First thing, you'll have to put every drop of your blood on sake, to get your hands on these, as they are not easily available. Even, if somehow any 'best and honest' friend of yours or uncle or 'favorite' foe provides you any such substance, then you're not going to die that soon. It'll take three whole days to die after consuming those. And those three days will be most painful days of your life as you'll be blessed with extreme nausea and massive diarrhea. Don't die like this at least. Even its radiation will affect people around you. Have some mercy for them at least. Like I have for you.
Number Six...... Methanol (Younger brother of Ethanol (alcohol))
Well, until ethanol, it was right, but from where the hell, this methanol came? You must be wondering that. Well, methanol is younger brother of ethanol. Unlike ethanol, which is derived from sugarcane ('bagasse' being more precise), methanol is derived from wood (yes, other methods are followed too, now). It is a well known toxic substance and easily available (due to its wide uses). It'll kill you as soon as you drink it. But, please be sure, you take a good amount of it. Because, in worst case, if you survived you'll be either blind forever (that will surely make your way difficult to succeed in your next attempt) or it can leave holes in your brain. You can imagine that pain and suffering. So, I'd say, avoid it. It's better to try something else.
Number Five...... Carcinogen (Cancer causing agents)
It's a whooping option for anyone who has studied biology till high school or is very aware of what's happening around. Well, we deal daily with a whole bunch of carcinogens. So, you can find easily. Committing suicide with carcinogens is a nice new idea, i suppose. Most of you had never even thought of that. But, now you'll take it as an option. Again, I'll say, that'll be the most foolish act of your life before you die. Carcinogens will kill you, that's for sure, 100% guaranteed. But, procedure is quite long. The day you take whole lot of carcinogens, they'll start killing you. Cancer will develop in your body over months and years, and you'll die one of the most painful deaths. So, I'll recommend to avoid this. Delhi roads are always there to welcome you. We have contractors of Yamraj, Blueline drives, they are much better option than carcinogens.
Number Four...... Corrosive Substances
I'm not talking about rusted iron. I guarantee, you must have thought of them every moment. These are hot favorite ways to commit suicide in India, as they are easily available and you need not to spend your pocket money to purchase new. Well, these include common household chemicals like bleach, oven cleaner (Sodium Hydroxide [NaOH]), Chlorine (for the pool), how can we forget Phenyl used to clean floors and last but not the least stockpiled Sulphuric Acid you use at garage. You people must have thought of these. But, probably you are wrong. Being strongly acidic or strongly alkaline, these chemicals will corrode anything organic, including your mouth, esophagus, and stomach. Then all of your stomach acid will escape into the trunk of your body, dissolving your internal organs. That doesn't sound terrible at all, does it?
Number Three...... Strychnine
Strychnine is a very toxic, colorless crystalline alkaloid used as a pesticide, particularly for killing small vertebrates such as birds and rodents. Strychnine causes muscular convulsions and eventually death through asphyxia or sheer exhaustion. The most common source is from the seeds of the Strychnos nux vomica tree. It's damn painful and terrifying way to die and nice one to try out. You remain fully conscious and coherent as you experience repeated bouts of violent convulsions until finally your lungs stop working and you asphyxiate.
Number Two...... Paraquat
Paraquat is a herbicide found in many weed control products (e.g. Gramoxone). If you drink enough of it, you'll experience the joys of multisystem organ failure with death occurring within hours to a few days. However, should you fail to drink enough of it, it will selectively accumulate and persist in your lungs and slowly eat away at them while you spend several weeks gasping for breath in terrible pain before you expire. There is currently no antidote, and even people who manage to get lung transplants find that their new lungs are eventually destroyed as well, since the poison also hangs out in the fat surrounding them. Sadly, it is widely used as a means of suicide in the third world.
Number One...... Acetaminophen
Don't scratch your head. It's a drug and very popular one. Might, you haven't heard of that before. Of course, this is your first attempt to commit suicide, right! It is your favorite 'Paracetamol' only, and Tylenol of course. It is the most common cause of intentional self poisoning in adults, as it is cheaper than a toffee and easily available. What doesn't appear to be widely available is the knowledge that this analgesic is highly toxic to pretty much just the liver and kidneys. So, even if you take a lot of tablets it'll take two days to destroy your liver and kidneys, and pain will be excruciating. And, in worst case your parents rush to the best doctor and he saves you somehow, then you'll be living with one kidney and a damaged liver at maximum. Howzatt dude ?
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